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Post by charlieboy on Jul 13, 2007 18:41:12 GMT
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Post by charlieboy on Jul 13, 2007 18:51:43 GMT
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Post by charlieboy on Jul 13, 2007 19:19:04 GMT
thought i shud put this in too skippyslist.com/?page_id=3some of the best 37. Our medic is called “Sgt Larwasa”, not “Dr. Feelgood”. 95. I am not in need of a more suitable host body. 98. The proper response to a chemical weapon attack is not “Tell my chain of command what I really think about them, and then poke holes in their masks.” 177. I am not to refer to a formation as “the boxy rectangle thingie”. 205. Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged") 210. Must not make T-shirts up depicting a pig with the writing "Eat Pork or Die" in Arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily Muslim country. 26. Never tell a German soldier that “We kicked your ass in World War 2!” But it's factually correct. 77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for." I figure this would work on American troops. 152. The following items do not exist: Keys to the Drop Zone, A box of grid squares, blinker fluid, winter air for tires, canopy lights, or Chem-Light ® batteries. Why not? 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot. And that's what's wrong with the American military.
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